Mr Madguts

Mr. Madguts

Once there lived a stupid, grumpy, weird and ugly old man known as Mr Madguts. He had the ugliest house ever, there were muddy footprints on the floor, dog doo-doo stains on his clothes, mouldy food in his ears, in his bed and.Well, he didn’t actually have a bed all there was is a bunch of old wooden planks dumped on the ground with a rock hard mattress with old rusty metal pieces in it to puff it up. He also had gross stains on the walls the colour of poop and gross vomit. In fact, his whole house (including himself) was so gross, that most people will vomit even when they were just walking by, But ever since he moved into his house, he had always had the best and tidiest tree house. Surprisingly there was a best treehouse competition in his neighbourhood and if some people actually had the guts to walk up to him they tell him that he should enter the competition but he always says “no” with his voice sounding like a dying rat that just got ran over by a car in a rat running race.Everybody wonders why he has the worst house but the best tree house. The reason is that there is an angry ninja that lived in his toilet and when his treehouse was even a bit messy, the ninja would come out and would karate chop him on the shoulder until he cleaned it up and that is just what is happening right now ..... Mr Madguts went to the bathroom and immediately the ninja came out of the toilet and karate chopped him on the shoulder heaps and heaps of times. “Hey, what was that for!” Bellowed Mr. Madguts. “ You forgot to vacuum the treehouse for 2 hours yesterday !!!!!!!!!! and I’m going to karate chop you until you clean it up!!”Yelled the Ninja. And that's exactly what happened. In the white house (Sinead gets to stay in the white house for a bit because she needs a reward for solving out who stole the 100kg gold block and she was allowed to take Bridget and Natasha with her.)Sinead, Bridget and Natasha were talking.Well Natasha was really a guinea pig also known as the town's mascot so she squeaked away.Anyway they were talking about mysteries and adventures well soon they were talking about Mr.Madguts because suddenly there was a loud whistle and it was coming from Mr. Madguts's house. They were talking about Mr Madguts and why he was so strange. “ He is so strange”, said Bridget. “ Maybe we should investigate it”. “What! I can’t do that”Mr madguts now full of anger soon looked like a red tornado and this has to happen for two hours and to make things worse Mr.Madguts's ears have steam coming out of them and the ninja was using his whistle. Soon the ninja was bored of karate chopping Mr.Madguts and was having a super party at Mr.Madguts’s house and I can tell you it was LOUD!!!!! Even louder than you could possibly think of loud being.So all the towns people were soon buying a pair of earplugs each to block the sound out and soon the dartmart was sold out even the mall and paperplus.”oh no”cryed Bridget Sinead’s oldest cousin”what about Mr.Madguts maybe we could cheer him up by getting him some earplugs then he can work in peace.”.”that is a great idea but we don’t want to disturb him and also he is the one making the noise so why bother” replyed Sinead the town detective.”SQUEAK”s queaked Natasha which meant yeah why bother Bridget.It was lucky Sinead transalated wrong because otherwise Bridget would have caught Natasha and squeezed Natasha so tight she wouldn’t be able to walk for a week.”giene pig”said Jasmine Sinead’s little cousin”squeak squeak squeak squeak”squeaked Natasha which also meant oh no help me save me Sinead from this tornado of terror.Back at Mr. Madguts’s house the ninja was back in the tiolet and Mr. Madguts was watching the ball game when clang clang clang the toilet pipe in Mr.Madguts’s house was blocked or was it the ninja again.Mr. Madguts had to make a decision and he decided to ignore it but he was so lazy he didn’t even hire a plumber and of course it was the worst decision ever because right after that the toilet went woosh and it washed Mr. Madguts out of his house and the treehouse well let’s say that it was time for a new one but how will he do this one on his own. Oh there was one thing that I didn’t say, weirdly it was raining tacos. Mr. Madguts had exploded with anger and rage, his house was blown up and the ninja well… the ninja was whacking him for being so silly not calling a plumber. The ninja’s treehouse was ruined and he was wet from the toilet to cover his tears. Meanwhile Sinead, Natasha and Bridget were rushing over to investigate what happened. When they finally got there they got the ninja to back off and tell them answers to their questions but when they got to the last question the ninja burst into tears he was to sad to talk about this one so Sinead gave him a lollipop to calm him down. That was when he finally talked and said”I was so selfish getting an old man to build a treehouse and tidy it for me I just needed some help and money and now the consequence is for the treehouse to be ruined and it is all my fault all of that money has gone down the drain”. He burst into tears again and Sinead Bridget and Natasha made a plan for the ninja called operation treehouse for ninja. And they instantly made the plan work so over the year they helped the ninja make a new and better treehouse and well for Mr. Madguts well he got much more happy because now everyone visited him and he had some real friends and his house was rebuilt with the help of the town.

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The great adventure

The great adventure part 1,2,3

Part 1 the gymnastics on the stairs

I am rolling down the stairs in my sleeping bag like a rolling rock, actually, that's not quite right.I am slipping now roly-poling down the stairs in my sleeping bag at high speed bumping into walls on the way down.I am in a fancy hotel in France with my friends, Sinead and Bridget. it has been so good so far but I still can’t believe Sinead brought her annoying brother with her( she even regretted it but her Mum made her).But what I didn’t know was something a lot more unexpected is going to happen but I can’t tell you what they are yet, it’s a secret for now.Anyway back to the story, I am doing part of my gymnastics routine on the stairs and My head hurts because on the way down the stairs I  grazed it on my way down.And to make matters worse some of the blood on my forehead went onto the stairs.Suddenly I see blood on the stairs.

look around I didn’t see that before but the I feel my head.“Ahhhh” I’m Bleeding on top of My head Suddenly I bumped into my friend Sinead literary I bumped into her, not on purpose of course.But soon she knocked over the line for the toilet Bridget was first so it sent Bridget head-first into the toilet bowl. But while I was getting up I lost sight of Sinead.

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Part 2 the toilet!

I am running into the toilets at speed now,[the toilets are automatic] my head goes into the toilet bowl and just at that moment the automatic toilet FLUSHES!!!!!!!!How did this happen you may ask well, we all went to France (me, Natasha and Sinead, Sinead's brother and our parents)and we came to this fancy hotel and now we are staying here for a holiday. Oh, and did I mention Shaymus came too ( Sinead’s older brother, she regretted it a lot )so the toilets here are automatic and I have a fear of automatic toilets. All I remember is that Natasha was roly-polying towards the line, then knocking Sinead down, which knocked 3 strangers down, and the last stranger that was behind me pushed me which sent me running at high speed and I couldn’t stop, and then the doors open, someone walks out I am coming in at high speed.Next thing I find my head stuck in the toilet bowl. I could smell chlorine and water went into my mouth, then it FLUSHED it felt gruesome and I think what is happening what is happening and that kept on going on in my mind. So that's what happened!

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Please read part 3  now.

PART- 3 The monster under my bed.

Ahh!!!! You're probably wondering why I’m screaming, well I’ll tell you now. Hi I’m Sinead, Natasha and bridget’s friend and we are on a holiday in France in a hotel with our parents and my older brother Shaymus [ I regret it a lot ], I should get on with the story now. I was walking past my bed to get the first aid kit for Natasha because she grazed head while she was rolling down the stairs. I had just grabbed it when suddenly something grabbed my ankle. I was frozen with fear. I was so scared that I couldn’t scream or even move! About 3 seconds later I fell face first into the bed and I bit my lip really hard and it started bleeding. I finally managed to move so I gathered all my strength and courage (because i was so scared) and I looked under my bed and there I saw my annoying Brother Shaymus pulling a scary face. “ you are the most annoying person in the world!’’I Yelled “I know I am,” he said. He got out from under my bed and then I grabbed the first aid kit (still with goose bumps all over  me because I got such a fright when he grabbed my leg), ran down the stairs and gave the kit to Natasha then she put a plaster on the top of her head!I didn’t tell her but it looked kind of funny. I grabbed a cloth from the kit and cleaned the blood from my lip because it was still bleeding. “ Was it fun rolling down the stairs like a boulder?’’ I asked Natasha. “yep “ she said “but now Bridget's head is stuck in the toilet and I have a bleeding forehead!”. We rushed to the toilet [ luckily the door was not locked ]and there we met Bridget with her head stuck in the toilet so we pulled her out. “Thanks guys!” She says. ”The taste of toilet water is disgusting and it doesn't smell too nice when someone just done their business in it!”

THE END

THANKS FOR READING!!!!!!

Written by your  favourite student’s you have ever had, Sinead, Bridget and Natasha

Credits

Part 1            Natasha

Part 2            Bridget

Part 3            Sinead

Punctuation editing            Sinead

Sentence editing            Bridget

Editing words            Natasha

spell check            Natasha

spell check assistant            Bridget

Maker of the storey ( who joined all the stories together)            Sinead

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Natasha Council funding of required earthquake strengthening works to the Left Bank Art Gallery building

Kia ora,

My name is Natasha Lee and I am writing to you about the council funding of the strengthening works for the Left Bank Gallery.

I am supporting option 1

​Option 1

​To temporarily suspend the lease and fund the required earthquake strengthening works on the building to bring it to a minimum of 34% NBS.

Because this building is a great way to get more people to do art. Honestly, I think more people need to do art. When I was there I took an art class on water painting and there was more than a table full! It was a magical experience and I learned a thing or to. Another reason is because if we knock it down a historic building will be gone and tourists won’t be able to see it. Do you really want tourists to drive to Christchurch or Hokitika? Even I am willing to pay some money to restore this great historic building and I am only ten! I really think we don’t need another food place or a mall in Greymouth. We have already lost my favourite place in Greymouth, Toyworld and it is getting replaced. Greymouth is losing Historic building I hope this has changed your mind please understand me after all I am only ten! Kind regards Natasha M Lee